by James Turley

Another year, another Communist University – and what have we learned, kiddies?

1. Nights of profligate alcohol consumption do not altogether mix with mornings of the labour theory of value.
2. The Russian government’s attempts to can the former public holiday marking the October Revolution border on the farcical…
3. …but not so much as what shall hopefully forever be known as “Cerealgate”, whereby the AWL attempted to demonstrate the CPGB’s spinelessness first by refusing to debate us, and secondly by presenting us with a box of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes with “CPGB” biroed on the front. Hopefully comrades can be relied on to use their initiative to get to the bottom of this one, because it sure as hell fuckin’ beats me.Nevertheless, esteemed Matgamnaistas, would it not have been wise to first remove the Corn Flakes from the box? We rather enjoyed them. Aren’t you sending us the wrong signals? No complaints here…*crunch*